Ayyyyeeeee matey.

Sometime in September, an associate warned me that no matter how confident you were in the month of August, come November you'd be convinced you failed. Completely. Utterly. Failed.

Well, the calendar says November. And he's right.

So, to lift the collective spirit of bar-waiters everywhere, I though I would reprint a joke. It's seasonally appropriate (although pirates are always appropriate, dontcha think?). It was shared with me on the eve of the bar exam by the most lovely two-timer I've never had the pleasure of meeting.


A pirate walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Hey, do you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?"

The pirate says, "ARRRG, and it's drivin' me nuts!"